Thoq Update!

Long time, Thoq no write. Thoq sorry.

Thoq fan! Thoq go mail. Thoq chicken mail!!! THOQ CHICKEN MAIL! Thoq look. Thoq Leaf Lady chicken? No Leaf Lady Chicken. Squishy elf Thoq chicken! Thoq new friend! Thoq love chicken! Thoq no understand big word. Thoq hope mean salt, pepper, honey, BBQ sauce. Things go with chicken.



Thoq keep meet new friends. Many squsihy elf. Thoq notice many squishy elf. Thoq wonder if many squishy elf why squishy elf always look so thin. Thoq need help bring chicken to squishy elf city. Feel squishy elf chicken. Thoq make plan to help. Someday, Thoq help.



Thoq hear squishy elf ask Thoq make metal. Thoq make metal! Thoq good make metal. Thoq go orc city make metal squishy elf. Squish elf say, "How know Thoq?" Thoq say, "Thoq had to miss. You notice Thoq." Thoq go orc city make metal squishy elf. Squishy elf try give Thoq shiney. Thoq no want shiney. Thoq want help! Thoq give shiney back. Squishy elf try give Thoq shiney. Thoq no want! Thoq bank full shiney. Thoq want chicken. Squishy elf no chicken. Thoq no care. Thoq have chicken. Thoq give squishy elf metal. Squishy elf happy. Squishy elf say. "Thoq smart. Hard no notice Thoq." Thoq know. Thoq blush. Orc girl faints. Thoq no sure why. Orc girl too skinny Thoq. Thoq like meat!


Thoq decide time Thoq get fly mount. Thoq check. Squishy elf get chicken mount!! Thoq jealous. Orc get lion-bat. Thoq think ugly. Dead not dead get bat-bat. Thoq no like. Thoq go ask greenie. Greenie help Thoq. Greenie tell Thoq Ogre mount. Ogre mount is rocket!

Thoq LIKE rocket! Thoq soar through sky. Squishy elf ask Thoq, "Where Thoq rocket?" Thoq say "Greenie give!" Bull man ask Thoq, "Where Thoq rocket?" Thoq say "Thoq Ogre Mount!" Thoq happy. Thoq really like rocket. Rocket almost like chicken. Only no eat rocket. Ride rocket! Thoq offer show squishy elf big blue rocket. Squishy elf scream. Squishy elf run away. Thoq no understand Squishy elf.