Flowers for Thoq

Thoq happy! Thoq make new friends. Squishy elf send Thoq chicken. Thoq really like. Leaf Lady still no chicken mail. Thoq wonder why. Thoq think maybe Leaf Lady afraid Thoq like orc girl. Thoq no understand. Thoq just like show big blue rocket!

Squishy elf ask Thoq help. Thoq like help! Thoq help. Thoq say, "What Thoq help?" Squishy elf say "Thoq tank!" Thoq happy. Thoq good tank. Thoq tell bad pink skin, "Thoq prettier than you!" Bad pink skin attack Thoq. Thoq clever!

Thoq not brainless anymore. Thoq was impressed. I was particularly happy that I was able to finally convey my thoughts in a more rational and complete manner than I might ordinarily be able. It is a refreshing experience and one I am treasuring.

In particular, I've been able to experience a wide variety of food. While in my brutish state, I could only convey my fondness for chicken, I find that having my intellect doubled as a result of my Blood elf friend Lenauryn's sorcery has caused me to be able to dabble on all sorts of culinary delights. I've sampled some fish today that was absolutely to die for. I've added fishing to my list of things I need to learn how to do better. Due to my current status of increased intellectual prowess, I am certain this will be a trivial endeavor.

I took a quick picture of my companions. We had journeyed back in time in order to set history straight. I owe a particular debt of gratitude to Thrall for allowing my dull brutish clans-mates to exist in harmony with the Horde.

As we finished up our covert adventure, I began to have some reservations about my new-found mental ability. What if my intellect was as fleeting as my companions human costumes, fated to be just a temporary condition. Thoq nervous this might be so. Thoq think, "What if Thoq back old Thoq." Thoq no care. Thoq eat chicken!

Thoq like chicken.

Thoq Update!

Long time, Thoq no write. Thoq sorry.

Thoq fan! Thoq go mail. Thoq chicken mail!!! THOQ CHICKEN MAIL! Thoq look. Thoq Leaf Lady chicken? No Leaf Lady Chicken. Squishy elf Thoq chicken! Thoq new friend! Thoq love chicken! Thoq no understand big word. Thoq hope mean salt, pepper, honey, BBQ sauce. Things go with chicken.



Thoq keep meet new friends. Many squsihy elf. Thoq notice many squishy elf. Thoq wonder if many squishy elf why squishy elf always look so thin. Thoq need help bring chicken to squishy elf city. Feel squishy elf chicken. Thoq make plan to help. Someday, Thoq help.



Thoq hear squishy elf ask Thoq make metal. Thoq make metal! Thoq good make metal. Thoq go orc city make metal squishy elf. Squish elf say, "How know Thoq?" Thoq say, "Thoq had to miss. You notice Thoq." Thoq go orc city make metal squishy elf. Squishy elf try give Thoq shiney. Thoq no want shiney. Thoq want help! Thoq give shiney back. Squishy elf try give Thoq shiney. Thoq no want! Thoq bank full shiney. Thoq want chicken. Squishy elf no chicken. Thoq no care. Thoq have chicken. Thoq give squishy elf metal. Squishy elf happy. Squishy elf say. "Thoq smart. Hard no notice Thoq." Thoq know. Thoq blush. Orc girl faints. Thoq no sure why. Orc girl too skinny Thoq. Thoq like meat!


Thoq decide time Thoq get fly mount. Thoq check. Squishy elf get chicken mount!! Thoq jealous. Orc get lion-bat. Thoq think ugly. Dead not dead get bat-bat. Thoq no like. Thoq go ask greenie. Greenie help Thoq. Greenie tell Thoq Ogre mount. Ogre mount is rocket!

Thoq LIKE rocket! Thoq soar through sky. Squishy elf ask Thoq, "Where Thoq rocket?" Thoq say "Greenie give!" Bull man ask Thoq, "Where Thoq rocket?" Thoq say "Thoq Ogre Mount!" Thoq happy. Thoq really like rocket. Rocket almost like chicken. Only no eat rocket. Ride rocket! Thoq offer show squishy elf big blue rocket. Squishy elf scream. Squishy elf run away. Thoq no understand Squishy elf.