Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Thoq site soon remodel!


Thoq remodel. Thoq find good art man, make picture Thoq. Thoq like! Thoq like almost like chicken. Only no eat. Just watch. Thoq preview.



Thoq say look at art man site: Zack-Finfrock.com

Monday, December 1, 2008

THOQ GREAT NEWS!

THOQ GREAT NEWS! Guess what Thoq find? Thoq find Ogre! Thoq happy! Murgh girl ogre! Thoq know! Pretty Ogre! Thoq think Ogre only thing better find than chicken! Thoq like chicken! Thoq eat chicken! Thoq happy!!


Thoq ogre ask Thoq be Thoq name under name! Thoq sure! Thoq make new ogre name under name same Thoq name under name. Thoq happy!! Thoq no even care Leaf Lady no ever send Thoq chicken! Maybe Thoq send Leaf Lady chicken, Thoq so happy!

Thoq very happy!

Thoq Pretty Ogre like Thoq. Tell Thoq no have Pretty Ogre ghoul eat Thoq brain! Thoq happy! Thoq like Thoq brain! Thoq help feed Pretty Ogre Murgh ghoul bad red orc brain. Thoq squish red orc, Murgh squish red orc. Thoq Ogre Heaven!

Thoq pass out. Thoq too happy. Thoq more write later.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thoq no find ogre.

Thoq no luck meet more ogre. Thoq sad. Thoq sit. Thoq eat chicken. Thoq cheer up!

Thoq see Tiger Team name under name have LINE at table.

Thoq know! Thoq need table. Then Thoq get new name under name ogres. Thoq excited. Thoq look table. Thoq no see table. Why no Thoq table? Thoq remember. Thoq try table dance. No one want see Thoq table dance. Thoq no understand why. Thoq pretty. Thoq big pretty! Thoq table go boom! Thoq remember no like table. Table make Thoq boom. Thoq no need table. Thoq need ogre.

Where ogre for Thoq? Thoq name under name bank! Thoq many chicken. Thoq no see ogre. Thoq lonely. Thoq need ogre. Make ogre Thoq!

Thoq sit by Tiger Team name under name table. "No dance table!" Tiger Team say Thoq. Thoq no dance table. Thoq sit. Thoq look ogre. Thoq eat chicken

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Ogre Army Forming, Fruit Vendor Threatened!

Thoq know no many ogre. But Thoq like horde. Good time play with squishy elf and dead not dead. Thoq think, maybe Thoq tell more Ogre about Thoq and Thoq guild, then more ogre come play with Thoq. Thoq excited.

Thoq want more ogre. Thoq have ogre guild, but Thoq only ogre. Thoq want more. Thoq requirement no hard. Thoq requirement is ogre. Be ogre, be Thoq guild. Thoq hear just need one thing stay ogre like Thoq. Need http://www.wowwiki.com/Carved_Ogre_Idol Then be ogre all time like Thoq!

Help Thoq find ogre? Tell all ogre about Thoq. Thoq want more ogre in Thoq guild. Thoq have bank with many chicken. Thoq also good cook. Make fish!


More information Thoq guild here: http://kirintor.wikia.com/wiki/Brackenwall_Brute_Squad

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Flowers for Thoq

Thoq happy! Thoq make new friends. Squishy elf send Thoq chicken. Thoq really like. Leaf Lady still no chicken mail. Thoq wonder why. Thoq think maybe Leaf Lady afraid Thoq like orc girl. Thoq no understand. Thoq just like show big blue rocket!

Squishy elf ask Thoq help. Thoq like help! Thoq help. Thoq say, "What Thoq help?" Squishy elf say "Thoq tank!" Thoq happy. Thoq good tank. Thoq tell bad pink skin, "Thoq prettier than you!" Bad pink skin attack Thoq. Thoq clever!

Thoq not brainless anymore. Thoq was impressed. I was particularly happy that I was able to finally convey my thoughts in a more rational and complete manner than I might ordinarily be able. It is a refreshing experience and one I am treasuring.


In particular, I've been able to experience a wide variety of food. While in my brutish state, I could only convey my fondness for chicken, I find that having my intellect doubled as a result of my Blood elf friend Lenauryn's sorcery has caused me to be able to dabble on all sorts of culinary delights. I've sampled some fish today that was absolutely to die for. I've added fishing to my list of things I need to learn how to do better. Due to my current status of increased intellectual prowess, I am certain this will be a trivial endeavor.


I took a quick picture of my companions. We had journeyed back in time in order to set history straight. I owe a particular debt of gratitude to Thrall for allowing my dull brutish clans-mates to exist in harmony with the Horde.



As we finished up our covert adventure, I began to have some reservations about my new-found mental ability. What if my intellect was as fleeting as my companions human costumes, fated to be just a temporary condition. Thoq nervous this might be so. Thoq think, "What if Thoq back old Thoq." Thoq no care. Thoq eat chicken!

Thoq like chicken.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Thoq Update!

Long time, Thoq no write. Thoq sorry.

Thoq fan! Thoq go mail. Thoq chicken mail!!! THOQ CHICKEN MAIL! Thoq look. Thoq Leaf Lady chicken? No Leaf Lady Chicken. Squishy elf Thoq chicken! Thoq new friend! Thoq love chicken! Thoq no understand big word. Thoq hope mean salt, pepper, honey, BBQ sauce. Things go with chicken.



Thoq keep meet new friends. Many squsihy elf. Thoq notice many squishy elf. Thoq wonder if many squishy elf why squishy elf always look so thin. Thoq need help bring chicken to squishy elf city. Feel squishy elf chicken. Thoq make plan to help. Someday, Thoq help.



Thoq hear squishy elf ask Thoq make metal. Thoq make metal! Thoq good make metal. Thoq go orc city make metal squishy elf. Squish elf say, "How know Thoq?" Thoq say, "Thoq had to miss. You notice Thoq." Thoq go orc city make metal squishy elf. Squishy elf try give Thoq shiney. Thoq no want shiney. Thoq want help! Thoq give shiney back. Squishy elf try give Thoq shiney. Thoq no want! Thoq bank full shiney. Thoq want chicken. Squishy elf no chicken. Thoq no care. Thoq have chicken. Thoq give squishy elf metal. Squishy elf happy. Squishy elf say. "Thoq smart. Hard no notice Thoq." Thoq know. Thoq blush. Orc girl faints. Thoq no sure why. Orc girl too skinny Thoq. Thoq like meat!


Thoq decide time Thoq get fly mount. Thoq check. Squishy elf get chicken mount!! Thoq jealous. Orc get lion-bat. Thoq think ugly. Dead not dead get bat-bat. Thoq no like. Thoq go ask greenie. Greenie help Thoq. Greenie tell Thoq Ogre mount. Ogre mount is rocket!

Thoq LIKE rocket! Thoq soar through sky. Squishy elf ask Thoq, "Where Thoq rocket?" Thoq say "Greenie give!" Bull man ask Thoq, "Where Thoq rocket?" Thoq say "Thoq Ogre Mount!" Thoq happy. Thoq really like rocket. Rocket almost like chicken. Only no eat rocket. Ride rocket! Thoq offer show squishy elf big blue rocket. Squishy elf scream. Squishy elf run away. Thoq no understand Squishy elf.